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School for boys
So , I’m gonna make a school for boys. It’s gonna include how to dress, how to approach a lady with charm and without making yourself sleazy, and how to touch a lady. Eg. If it’s your anniversary all you need to do is remember and say ’ happy anniversary’ .. Don’t need no extravagant gifts, we ain’t that hard to please. Yep. I’m gonna be a...
“it just hurt to pee Coz he was fingering for fucking gold up there”- hahahaha the amount of times this has happened to me.. I think all girls can relate. Boys, get your shit together!
Anonymous asked: what's your theme?
Watching this human body show
man, we are such complex creatures. Our body is the most amazing machine.. fuck!